7th January 2014

From: Jessica Wyatt
Date: Wed 1 Jan 2014 10.06am
To: Girls
Subject: Get in line

This came up on my twitter today. Snooze you lose ladies.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/lovelorn-landscaper-uses-sign-language-in-search-for-a-girlfriend-9043281.html

From: Amy Smith
Date: Wed 1 Jan 2014 10.09am
To: Girls
Subject: Re: Get in line

hahahaha. worth a try girls?

Lara <lara0609@hotmail.com>
1/7/14

to GIRLS

shall i email him with all of us in cc cos we’re all brunette, all like dogs and men and frankly, i’m unemployed

i’m writing it now

Smith, Amy <Smith@anon.com>
1/7/14

to GIRLS

YES

Anon Ltd
1 None Street
London
SWXXX XXX

Wyatt, Jessica <Jessica.Wyatt@censored.com>
1/7/14

to GIRLS

Hahahaha !!! HE’S GROSS THOUGH!! Haaa!!

ME <m.e@googlemail.com>
1/7/14

to GIRLS

beggars cant be choosers

Smith, Amy <Smith@anon.com>
1/7/14

to GIRLS

let’s lower these standards girls

ME <m.e@googlemail.com>
1/7/14

to GIRLS

really scrape that barrel

Lara <lara0609@hotmail.com>
1/7/14

to GIRLS
I’ve lost the urge now!

I feel bad for him